I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
im on a boat
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