so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I want a musical about memes.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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