Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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