I cockslap morals
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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