Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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