i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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