But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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