I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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