Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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