Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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