Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Can I color on your dick again?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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