it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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