I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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