She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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