there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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