Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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