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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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