dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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