The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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