the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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