Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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