she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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