all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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