The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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