her vagine was all disorganized.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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