I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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