My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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