so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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