"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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