I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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