I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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