So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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