Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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