Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
