white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I will pee on everything he values.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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