Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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