Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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