How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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