I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
