Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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