I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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