NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
