he puts the penis in happiness.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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