so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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