There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
