VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i think i just lost a toe
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