your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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