Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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