I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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