I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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