never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
