he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
