I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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