Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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