Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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