he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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