You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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