We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
