That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Your tits are I can't wait for
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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